Joke of the Day.....

The Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak
in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,.You'll get
more."
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