share on: facebook
Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Thursday Thinker.......
Brain Teaser #129
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
share on: facebook
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
share on: facebook
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Wednesday Tease......
Lost in the Translation
Can you "translate" these groups of words? Each group stands for a familiar sentence or an expression. (You'll have to add your own capital letters and punctuation.)
share on: facebook
Can you "translate" these groups of words? Each group stands for a familiar sentence or an expression. (You'll have to add your own capital letters and punctuation.)
- HEAD
HEELS
- the weather
I'm feeling
- TEN be there MINUTES
- T
H
E
the corner
B
R
O
O
M
- EVERY right THING
- IT FOR what's ME
- sit down ME
- DON'T
STAY your welcome
- HE I don't like it RE
- the sky
today
cast
share on: facebook
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
FYI.............in case you didn't know!
Cell phone numbers going public tomorrow
REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.
....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:
888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time www.donotcall..gov
It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
share on: facebook
REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.
....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:
888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time www.donotcall..gov
It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
share on: facebook
Monday, February 25, 2008
Today's Brain Teaser........
Animals in Hiding
share on: facebook
There is an animal hiding in each sentence below. Can you find the animals?
Example: There's a bee in "I'll be eleven next month." Hint: You'll have to
look in three words to find some of the animals.
- We can go at six o'clock.
- It's nice to do good deeds.
- Take soap and a towel.
- Most rich people wear fancy clothes.
- You can keep the watch or sell it.
- Use a ladder.
- It will be a rainy day.
- I came late.
- Tell me if I should start now.
- Will a map help you?
share on: facebook
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Sunday's Stinker Thinker...........
Not Too Easy
English words containing the letter combinations ii or uu or aa or ww or vv are rare.
Can you think of one of each? Don't suggest aardvark as the example for aa; it's too easy.
share on: facebook
English words containing the letter combinations ii or uu or aa or ww or vv are rare.
Can you think of one of each? Don't suggest aardvark as the example for aa; it's too easy.
share on: facebook
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Missing Square.....
Can you fill in the missing square with the number that logically belongs there?
share on: facebook
| 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 2 | 6 | 10 | 14 |
| 2 | 10 | 26 | 50 |
| 2 | 14 | 50 |
share on: facebook
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Today's Stumper....
X & Y
Finish each of the following three-word expressions. Some of the expressions are used as verbs, some as nouns, and some as adjectives.
share on: facebook
Finish each of the following three-word expressions. Some of the expressions are used as verbs, some as nouns, and some as adjectives.
- eat and
- huff and
- mix and
- rise and
- twist and
- slash and
- wash and
- watch and
- bait and
- tar and
share on: facebook
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Monday Madness......
Erin promised Kate today that she will tell Kate a big secret on the day before four days from the day after tomorrow. If today is Saturday the 13th, on what day and date will Erin tell Kate her big secret?
Note; DO NOT call Erin or Kate as they don't even know the answer!!
share on: facebook
Note; DO NOT call Erin or Kate as they don't even know the answer!!
share on: facebook
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Saturday Super Stinker.......seriously simple!!!
I AM
Figure out the six-letter word that completes the title of this puzzle. You'll find all six letters by solving the sentences below.
share on: facebook
Figure out the six-letter word that completes the title of this puzzle. You'll find all six letters by solving the sentences below.
- This letter is in cable and babe but not in tread.
- This letter is in irony and train but not in nimble.
- This letter is in avocado and vacant but not in visit.
- This letter is in chair and rail but not in camera.
- This letter is in night and thinkerbut not in thick.
- This letter is in xylophone and yellow but not in allowance.
share on: facebook
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Hump Day Tease.......
Brain Teaser #140
share on: facebook
What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?
share on: facebook
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Breaking News........
We found out yesterday that Jr. & Jamie's little one is progressing just fine.
She's about the size of a bell pepper and weighs in at 10 oz.
Her expected due date is July 10, 2008. We look forward to her arrival!
A proud Grand Pa
share on: facebook
Monday, February 11, 2008
Monday Tease....
Clowning Around
share on: facebook
| If 26 clowns can blow up 26 balloons in 26 minutes, how many clowns do you need to blow up 78 balloons in 78 minutes?
|
share on: facebook
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Sunday Stumper....
HINK PINK
Hink pinks are one-syllable words that rhyme; hinky pinkies are two-syllable words that rhyme; hinkety pinketies are three-syllable words that rhyme. For example, what's a hinky pinky for a humorous animal with long ears? Answer: funny bunny. Try these:
share on: facebook
Hink pinks are one-syllable words that rhyme; hinky pinkies are two-syllable words that rhyme; hinkety pinketies are three-syllable words that rhyme. For example, what's a hinky pinky for a humorous animal with long ears? Answer: funny bunny. Try these:
- What's a hink pink for an obese feline?
- What's a hinky pinky for an improved written communication?
- What's a hinkety pinkety for a believable food?
- What's a hinky pinky for turbulent sauce?
- What's a hink pink for something you see that glows?
share on: facebook
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Mid Day Double Play........
"A"
If you start with the number one and use only integers (whole numbers),
how far do you have to count before you need to use the letter a in spelling a number?
share on: facebook
If you start with the number one and use only integers (whole numbers),
how far do you have to count before you need to use the letter a in spelling a number?
share on: facebook
Can you be Stumped???
Double Trouble
Each of the following twelve words needs a pair of identical letters to complete it. Your challenge is to guess where the missing letters go in each word, and then figure out the right letters. (No proper names, please.)
share on: facebook
Each of the following twelve words needs a pair of identical letters to complete it. Your challenge is to guess where the missing letters go in each word, and then figure out the right letters. (No proper names, please.)
HINT #1: In some of the words, the missing letters are vowels; in others, the missing letters are consonants.
HINT #2: At least one of the words can have more than one possible correct answer.
Example: HAY
Answer: HAPPY
- BALE
- CALE
- LILE
- MSE
- BTLE
- FLISH
- AEAR
- WILE
- MIION
- SUER
- TTH
- JIY
share on: facebook
Friday, February 8, 2008
Friday Funnies....
LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, di mmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, di mmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
share on: facebook
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Todays Thought............
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008-
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have
had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
share on: facebook
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have
had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
share on: facebook
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Mid week Brain Teaser......
#131
share on: facebook
When you behead a word, you drop the first letter of the word.
The following clues should help you find the three letter word.
Behead a beast, and you will find
A larger beast is left behind.
Behead this larger beast and then
Instead of one, you'll find I'm ten.
Click comments to reveal the answer.....
share on: facebook
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Monday Stumper......
Five 8's = One 9
Arrange five 8's so that they equal 9.
You may not use a plus or minus sign.
share on: facebook
Arrange five 8's so that they equal 9.
You may not use a plus or minus sign.
share on: facebook
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Saturday Super Stumper......
NEW SHOES......
One day, two mothers and two daughters went shopping for shoes. Their shopping spree was successful — each bought a pair of shoes, and all together, they had three pairs. How is this possible?
Click comments to reveal the answer...
share on: facebook
One day, two mothers and two daughters went shopping for shoes. Their shopping spree was successful — each bought a pair of shoes, and all together, they had three pairs. How is this possible?
Click comments to reveal the answer...
share on: facebook
Friday, February 1, 2008
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)