Saturday's Math Teaser.....

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number.

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

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Friday's Funnies.....

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session,
She turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated pleasure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him,
'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

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Today's History quiz......

Where is the Pyrenees?
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Today's You make the caption.......

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

dinner dinner
table
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Today's Quiz......

Where did Steely Dan (the music group) got their name from?
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Sunday's Anagram......

Burnished Pest

Hint: 2 Words...
Hint#2: Expiring Soon.....
Final Hint: Has a brother named "Jeb"

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Saturday's Movie Quote Quiz.....

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
	A. Wall Street (1987) B. Sudden Impact (1983) C. All About Eve (1950) D. Star Wars (1977)

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Friday's Brain Teaser....

What is a camel's hair brush made of?
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Turkey Day Greetings to All...........

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Riddle me this?

Which is greener a stop light or a green pepper?
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Today's Equation......

1 = G. L. for M.
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Today's Musical Anagram,,,,,,,

"Huh, He Be Twisty Motorist,
What is the Song Title?

Hint: A Real Tough Cookie,,,,
Hint #2: Of breaking little hearts....
Hint #3: Female singer...... (Do we need more??)
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Sunday's "K-new-it"

my own heart a person
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Saturday's Tease.....

Two clocks register midnight at exactly the same time. One clock loses a minute an hour while the other clock gains a minute a hour. When will they again tell the same time?
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Happy Birthday to Gia!!

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Riddle me this.......

If a billion comes after a million, than what number follows a billion?
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Wednesday's Anagram.........

Enjoy L.A.

Hint: Host of a show.
Hint#2: Late night.....

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Tuesday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

If I was gonna shake anybody down, Barry, I'd come directly to you, and it wouldn't be for 80 grand.

Looking for the name of the movie and the character who said it.
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Monday's Teaser......

The airport parking lot charges different rates for different lengths of time. One hour in short term parking is $5.00 additional hours are $3.00; any car parked longer than 24 hours is charged $10.00 an hour for any amount of time exceeding 1 day. How much would a person be charged for parking in short term parking for 32 hours?
$164.
$157.
$154.
$167.
$320.
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Sunday's "K-new-it"

running home
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Today's "You make the caption".....

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Friday's Musical Anagram......

"Ow! A Def Negating Tool,"

Hint: 4 word title.

Hint#2" I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
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Thursday's Teaser......

Is it legal in California for a man to marry his widow's sister?
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Happy Birthday to Brian!!

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Birthday Greetings to Erin!!!!

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

Classic line........who said it, and what movie?

"That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny,
like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class."



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Sunday's Equation......

Can you find four consecutive prime numbers that add up to 220?
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Saturday's Tease.....

There are only four words in the English language which end in”-dous”
tremendous, horrendous, hazardous, and ___________.

Can you name the 4th. one??
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Friday's Anangram......

Retard Shown

Hint:1 a Famous Radio Voice

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Today's "You make the caption".....

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

GROUND



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Tuesday's Riddle.......

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
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Monday's Anagram......

I'm tory plan B

Hint: A northern World Leader's name.

Hint#2: Also a "PM"......(PM is in the word)

Hint#3: Blue Jays, Molson, Mapleleafs, etc....

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Sunday's Teaser........

In the farmyard are a number of sheep and hens. There are twice as many hens as sheep, and if you add the total number of heads between them to the total number of legs, you get 187. How many are there of each animal?
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Belated Birthday Wishes Kelly!!!

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Friday's Teaser.........

If A x B = 2, C x D = 12, B x D = 3, and B x C = 4, what does A x B x C x D equal?
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Today's "You make the caption".....

Let's see who can come up with the
best caption for the following pic.

Bobbo said....

What? No training wheels?

HeAtHeR said......

Apparently Rocco used too much of the money in his budget on the motor that he had nothing left for the tires...

Bobbo said...

Ew...I kinda like her's better

Bobbo said.....

"The only flaw in the plan was the difficulting in doing a 'wheelie'"

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

zzzz
Bull
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Tuesday's Anagram.....

Bathtub's naive dead

Hint: 3 word title, a TV show of the 90's
Hint#2: A cartoon......
Hint#3" TP for..........

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f_ _ _ _ _ _ gun!

Looking for the name of the movie and who said it???

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A Word of Thanks......

To Bobbo and his Family for having us all at their place last evening!
The food was great as usual, and it was really nice to see everyone as well!
Thanks again to Bobbo, Tracy & Bob for a fantastic evening!!!
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Sunday's Teaser........

Take a word for a timekeeping device, change one letter and find a word that means "equal.?

Take a word for a Scottish design, change one letter and find a word that means "not elaborate."
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Today's "You make the caption".....

Let's see who can come up with the
best caption for the following pic.


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Saturday's "Musical Anagram"

"Iron Rye Bagel,"

Hint: word title.....(no cheatin' now!)

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Friday's Equation......

Try to figure out what is being said below;
(example 9 = J. of the S. C. "Judges of the Supreme Court"

10 = D in a T. N. ( including the A. C. )
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

cl_udy
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Wednesday's Brain Teaser.....

I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
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Tuesday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my
McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.

What movie and who said this??

Hint: Starring Dane Cook......
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Monday's "Musical Anagram"

Crown Me Naked

Hint: 2 word Title....

Hint#2: Female Country singer...

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Sunday's "K-new-it"

Math The
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Saturday's Brain Teaser...........

Missy spends one fifth of the money in her purse.
She then spends one fifth of what remains in the purse.
She spends 72$ in all. How much money did she have from the beginning?
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JIng's Handy Dandy Tip of the Day!

For Carpet Stains: Baby wipes are miracle-workers on carpet stains, from motor oil to blood, they remove almost anything!

Bonus Tip......
Cure for a HANG-OVER: Eat honey on crackers. The fructose in the honey will help to flush out the alcohol in your system.
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Thursday's Science question.......

What's the medical term for low blood sugar?
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Wednesday's "Musical Anagram".....

"Late Shift"

sung by Frank Sinatra Unscramble the words above to form the name of a song!

(by George I think they're stumped!!)

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

c
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Monday's Science Question......

What's the difference between a pig and a hog?
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Sunday's Teaser......

At a secret family meeting, everyone shakes hands exactly once with every other person present. If there was a total of 28 handshakes, how big was the family?
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Happy Birthday Paul!!

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Friday's "Musical" Anagram

"Weenie Mottos"

Hint; This song actually appears on a cd entitled "Mans Room" but which one?
2nd. Hint; It's not a country song.....
3rd. Hint; 2 words..... _ _ _ _T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am pretty sure it's on "Mans Room" cd..!!!????

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Thursday's Brain Teaser.........

Helen was expert at her job and always courteous. However, one day as she was going about her daily business she stepped through a door and forgot to count. Shortly thereafter she was dead. How come?
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Crap you didn't know..........but should have!

Did you know....,,,,,that the characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “Its A Wonderful Life”. It's true!
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

|----| ome
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Welcome to the newest Johnson

Hi All:

As of 11:34 this morning, Lia Alice Johnson joined the world. She weighed in at 7lbs 11 oz and was 20 inches long. Mom and Dad are elated and very excited. Mom was resting comfortably when I left them and Dad was busy falling in love. I know that this journey has been long and full of anxiety, so let me be the first to congratulate them and their precious little one. If you would like to add a comment, I will print out the page and bring it to the hospital tomorrow.

Thanks!

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Today is the day!

Today is the day that we welcome the newest Johnson to the world. Erin is scheduled at 10 am for a c-section and God willing everything goes well, which I'm sure it will, we should be celebrating around 10:30. I'll keep this page posted for details and I'll call those who requested a phone call.
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Monday's "Musical" Anagram.....

"Enchanted In Wild,"

Name the song title.

Hint sung by Elton John.....

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Sunday's Brain Teaser......

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,
and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
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Saturday's J&J

Marty: "What's with you tonight?"
_____: "I feel like a defective typewriter."
Marty: "Huh?"
_____: "I skipped a period."
Marty: "Think you're P.G.?"

Looking for the name of the Movie and the Year
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Birthday Greetings to Timmy!

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Thursday's Anagram.....

replace dip

Hint: 2 words
Hint#2 Hot or Cold....
Hint#3 Fall Harvest....

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Wednesday's Brain Teaser.....

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
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The Group Blog has a new Fall Color Scheme.....

I thought it was time for a fresh Look!

I hope you all like it!!
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Arrival of the Little Johnson

As of 4 pm on Monday, the birth of the newest little Johnson has been postponed until Friday or Monday. Mom and baby are doing fine, however the doctor wants the little guy or girl to bake a little longer. I'll keep the blog updated as I learn of new information. At this point, I want to thank Jingers for giving me this responsibility of updating and thank GOD you're home. Hope you had a great trip!
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

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Also a big Thank You to Bobbo for keeping the Blog going in my absence!!
Much appreciated!!
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Monday's Mystery

"The word 'FACETIOUSLY' contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order. Can you find another English word that does the same?"
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Sunday's Stinker

"I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?"
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Saturday's Stumper

"Between 2 and 3 o'clock yesterday, I looked at the clock and mistook the minute hand for the hour hand, and the hour hand for the minute hand. Consequently, the time appeared to be 55 minutes earlier than it actually was. What was the correct time?"
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Friday's Funny

Concerned when one of his most reliable employees doesn't show up, the boss decides to call the employee's home. The phone is answered by a giggling child.
"Is your dad at home?" the boss asks.
"Yes"
" May I speak with him?"
"No"
"Well, can I speak to your mother?"
"No, she's with the policeman"
Alarmed, the boss says "Gosh, well then, can I speak to the policeman?"
"No, he's busy talking to the man in the helicopter thats bringing in the search team"
"My Lord!" says the boss, now really worried "What are they searching for?"
"ME!" the kid chortles....
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Thursday's Tease........

Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

Is twice as old as his son

Twenty-five years ago

Their age ratio

Strange enough was three to one

When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

CirKEEPcle
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Tuesday's Tease......

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler
had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house
had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse.
How many in all are going to the fair?
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Aahhhh.... Fall arrives at 11:44 am Today!

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So long to the "House that Ruth Built"

Tonight (8pm ESPN) the Yankees play their final game at Yankee Stadium.
They will move into their new home for the beginning of the 2009 season.


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Today's chuckle......

Ashamed

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."

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Friday's Stinker.....

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
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Thursday's Anagram.....

Bleak Must Term

hint: Investors are nervous

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

hcidl
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Tuesday's Teaser....

Before Mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?
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Monday's Tee Shirt

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Sunday's J&J

"Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look, or dare to think of me?... This lonesome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly yearns for heaven secretly, secretly but Christine... fear can turn to love you'll learn to see to find the man behind the monstor this... repulsive carcass that seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly, secretly..."

Looking for Where and who????
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Saturday's "K-new-it"

Job I'm Job
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Happy Birthday J-Girl!

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Thursday's Tease........

When is four half of five?
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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

W
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Tuesday's J&J

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f_ _ _ do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

Looking for the name of the movie, and who said it.
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Monday's Brain Burner.......

Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?
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Birthday Greetings to Mary!

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Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

What letter is next in this sequence?
O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, __
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Friday's "J&J"

"So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?"

Looking for the film & the character's name too.
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

TTTTTTTTT9.9
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