Birthday greetings to Pammy!

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Tuesday's J&J

"I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel."

Looking for the character and the name of the film.
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Labor Day Brain Teaser......

	The 8" Pizza sells for $ 5.99 at my favorite pizza store. The store claims they have a great deal on the large 14" pizza, which is specially priced at $ 14.68. What is the per cent discount the store is offering?

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Sunday's Brain Teaser....

Brain Teaser #204

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct
answer?

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Saturday's "K-new-it"

OdOoOmO
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Friday's Tee Shirt.....

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Thursday's "K-new-it"

SMMERS
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Wednesday's J&J

So what, no f_ _ _ _ _ _ ziti now?

Looking for the show and who said this!
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Tuesday's Anagram....

So Let's Pinch

Hint: Hang with

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Monday's "K-new-it"

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Sunday's Brain Teaser....

THE BUS

You're driving a bus that is leaving from Los Angeles and ending
in San Francisco.

To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the next bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.

What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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Saturday's Anangram....

contaminated

Hint: Entry prohibited.
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Friday's Brain Teaser......

Football Matches

A set of football matches is to be organized in a "round-robin" fashion, i.e., every participating team plays a match against every other team once and only once.

If 45 matches are totally played, how many teams participated?
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Birthday wishes to my Boy today!!!!

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Tuesday's Tee-Shirt.......

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Monday's "J&J"

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen..... Cannonball!"

What movie and who said it?
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Sunday's Anagram...

On scale of sin

Hint; Repent
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Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

The Pole in the Lake
There is a pole in a lake. One-half of the pole is in the ground, another
one-third of it is covered by water, and 9 ft is out of the water. What is
the total length of the pole in ft?
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Friday's "J&J"

"Do you see this? Huh? NYPD! Means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down! "


Looking for the name of the movie and either the actor or character's name as well.

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Thursday's Tease........

Chalk it Out
Your teacher has a total of 36 chalks. When a chalk reduces to 1/6 of its original size, it gets too small for her to hold for writing and hence she keeps it aside. But your teacher hates wasting things and so, when she realizes that she has enough of these small pieces to join and make another chalk of the same size, she joins them and uses the new chalkstick. If she uses one chalk each day, how many days would the 36 chalks last?
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Wednesday's Anagram......

has to pilfer

HInt; Thief!

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Tuesday's "J & J"

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

What movie & who said it?
Bonus if you get the year as well!

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Monday's Brain Burner......

The Carpenter and the Nails

A 31" x 31" square metal plate needs to be fixed by a carpenter on to a wooden board. The carpenter uses nails all along the edges of the square such that there are 32 nails on each side of the square. Each nail is at the same distance from the neighboring nails. How many nails does the carpenter use?
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Sunday's Anagram.......

Me Cruel Toy

Hint; Heavy Metal...(I Think)....

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Saturday's Teaser......

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

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Congratulations Mary!

Just a quick word to congratulate Mary on finally achieving her Master's Degree in Elementary Education...Great Job and we are all very proud of you!
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Friday's Anagram..........

Immense Song

HINT: Family Jewels???

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Today's Chuckle......

Jersey Wife

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

le


vel

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Today's Clip.....Pilobolus!!!!

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible.
you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.
Welcome to ........
What movie and what year????
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Sunday's Brain Teaser......

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
...

Question : What is the next sequence?

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Saturday's Anangram.........

AGE TIGER SORT
Hint; a person

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A Classic clip from Dave Chappelle.......

The Niggar Family - The best home videos are here
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Friday's Thought........

If They Married...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. (This one may take a little longer to get)

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
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Thursday's Anagram....

Twelve plus one

Hint: The answers are the same...

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

MAKE - MAKE = ZERO
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Tuesday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

I'm required to tell you by law: I'm a Jew.....
Well, I'm a German. So there we are.

What movie and what year?
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Monday's Brain Buster.....

The Lone Ranger rode into town on Friday.

He stayed 5 consecutive

days and left on Friday. How could this be?

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Sunday's Anagram.......

fine in torn jeans

Hint; A Fine "Friend"

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Saturday's "K-new-it"

cover
cop
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Friday's Tease.......

Brain Teaser #128
I went to visit my friend last week and he told me that each
night he wakes up and gets out of bed at least 180 times.
However, he always sleeps for at least 7 hours at a time. How
can this be explained?
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Thursday's Anagram....

Creep brings tunes

Hint; Famous singer's name.

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

noon good
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Tuesday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

Who said the following and from what movie?

"Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money. "
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Monday's Brain Tease.........

Coffee Break
In your mind, follow these instructions:

1. Beginning with a full cup of coffee, drink one-sixth of it.
2. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the coffee.
3. Now drink one-third of the mixture.
4. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the mixture.
5. Now drink one-half of the mixture in the cup.
6. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the mixture.
7. Drink the whole cup of liquid.
8. Have you had more milk or more coffee? How much of each have you had?

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Sunday's Anagram......

To see place

Hint; Stars and Planets

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Saturday's "K-New-It"

ME
AL
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Friday's Brain Teaser......

Brain Teaser #129
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
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Today's "Senior" Bumper Sticker......

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Wednesday's Anagram....

Old West Action

Hint; He's an actor.

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Tuesday's Tease........

What number comes next in the sequence:
61, 691, 163, 487, 4201, ?

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Monday's "K-new-it"

s..
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one
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Sunday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

"I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."

Looking for the name of the movie and the character being referenced.
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Saturday's Stumper.......

Five couples are on the beach.

Catehrine, Diane, Peggy, Richelle and Maureen
Roland, Daniel, Luciano, Ronald and Denis.

Hints : 1- Luciano's wife is building a sand castle with Richelle's husband.
2- Catherine is playing Frisbee with her husband Daniel.
3- Roland et Diane are reading a book.
4- Ronald et Peggy are dinking lemonade.
5- Diane is not Ronald's wife.

Question: Who is Roland's wife?

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Friday's "K-new-it"

Either weigh or whey
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Tee Shirt for today.......

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

XQQME
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

|----| ome
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Monday's Jimbo & Jingers.....

"Just when I thought that I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!"

What movie is this from?

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Sunday's Tease......

Molly has a set of four alphabet blocks. Each side of these blocks is printed with a different letter, making 24 in total. Molly notices that by rearranging the blocks, she can spell each of the following words:

BOXY, BUCK, CHAW, DIGS, EXAM, FLIT,
GIRL, JUMP, OGRE, OKAY, PAWN, ZEST

Which letters are on each block?
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Saturday's "K-new-it"

ONCE
4:56pm
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She's Here!..........

Welcome "Olivia Paige Verhey".
Arrived at 6:04pm Thursday July 3rd.(Shaunna's Birthday).
20 1/2" Long and weighing in at 9Lbs. 4Oz. Wow!!!
She is Beautiful!!! Congrats to Jimmy & Jamie!!!
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Happy Birthday Squeezer!!!!!

Wishing you a Great Birthday Sweetie!!!
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Congratulations Mary and Karl on your engagement!!! We are so happy for the both of you!
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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

MOMANON
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Tuesday's Anagram.........

Voices rant on
Hint; One Word...

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Monday's Brain Teaser......

Water in the Cup

A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
"If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100," the man said. "You can use the match and lemon to do this."
A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?
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Sunday's Cartoon.......

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Saturday's Stumper.......

Brain Teaser #168

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they
touch the ground!
What am I?

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Fridays Anagram...

GENOA JAIL LINE

Hint..a Famous actress who's film opens today!!
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

BLOOD WATER
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Mid Day Double Play!!!!!!!

How Many?

If one side of the bottom layer of a triangular pyramid
of bowling balls has 12 balls, how many are there in the whole pyramid?

This one appears on today's Verhey Family Blog.....
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Hump Day Tease.....

What are the next two letters in this sequence and why?

W A T N T L I T S ==?== ==?==

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Tuesday's Funnies.......

This says it all!!!
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Monday's "K-new-it"

Cast Cast
Weather
Cast Cast
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Sunday's Brain Stinker.....

A man was sitting in his car when he was shot and killed at close range.

When the police arrived, the car doors where locked, the windows rolled up and there where no signs of forced entry.

No weapon was found and no fingerprints other than the victims.

Question : How was it possible for this man to be shot and murdered?

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Saturday's Teaser......

Time Will Tell

Picture a regular (analog) clockface — with the numerals 1 to 12 correctly positioned. Where would you draw a straight line to split the clockface in half in such a way that the sum of the numbers on one side of the line will equal the sum of the numbers on the other side of the line?
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Friday's Anagram.......

arm mess strut
Hint; 2 words
Another hint..."Today"

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Today's Picture.....

Redneck Weather Station


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Wednesday's Brain Teaser.....

Combination

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number.

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?
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Tuesday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
What movie and the year???

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Monday's Teaser.......

Brain Teaser #119

Haretown and Tortoiseville are 44 miles apart. A hare travels at
8 miles per hour from Haretown to Tortoiseville, while a
tortoise travels at 3 miles per hour from Tortoiseville to
Haretown.

If both set out at the same time, how many miles will the hare
have to travel before meeting the tortoise en route?
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Sunday's Anagram.....

DRAFTY AS HE
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Saturday's Brain Teaser......

How Many???
The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the stable hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a mischievous sense of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six heads". He then walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How many men were tending the horses?
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Friday's Tease.....

Family....
How many ancestors has a person in 24 generations?
Click comments to reveal the answer....
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

(ice)^3
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Wednesday's Tease......

What Next........

What number comes next in the sequence:
61, 691, 163, 487, 4201, ?

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Tuesday's Anagream.......

Very loin pleasers
Hint; a great singer
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Happy Birthday Tricia!!

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Sunday's "K-new-it"

ha ir
ha ir
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The Sunday Tease'.............

Rain, Rain, Every Day
Randy's science project was making a rain gauge to measure the amount of rain for one week. It rained each day that week, starting on Monday, and each day the amount of rain in the gauge doubled. By the following Sunday, the rain gauge was completely filled. On which day was the rain gauge half-filled?
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Sarurday's "K-new-it"

1234
US

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Friday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

“NO DINOSAURS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE”
Looking for the year & name of the movie.

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Thursday's Anagram

School master
Hint; 2 Words

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Wednesday's Teaser.......

The Bridge

Four men want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. It is night, and they have only one flashlight with them. At most two men can cross the bridge at a time, and any party who crosses, either one or two people, must have the flashlight with them.
The flashlight must be walked back and forth: it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the speed of the slower man. Man 1 needs 1 minute to cross the bridge, man 2 needs 2 minutes, man 3 needs 5 minutes, and man 4 needs 10 minutes. For example, if man 1 and man 3 walk across together, they need 5 minutes.

The Question: How can all four men cross the bridge in 17 minutes?
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

H ijklmn O
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Happy Birthday to our very own "RJ"

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Sunday's Anagram

named jobs

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