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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Wednesday's Brain Burner.......#2

Brain Teaser #103

Through wind and rain I always play,
I roam the earth, yet here I stay;
I crumble stones, and fire cannot burn me;
Yet I am soft- you can gauge me with your hand.

What am I?


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Hump Day Tease......

Brain Teaser #75
There's a certain 10-digit number where that the first digit is
equal to the number of zeros in the entire number, the second
number is the number of 1's in the entire number, and so on, to
where the 10th digit is the number of 9's in the entire number.
What is the number?
Is this confusing to anyone else??? I have finally posted the correct answer!!!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tuesday "Jingers & Jimbo"

What movie, directed by Oliver Stone, tells the story of his own experiences in Viet Nam?



Born on the Fourth of July



Full Metal Jacket



Platoon

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Monday's Teaser.......

Brain Teaser #34

A boat is at anchor. Over the side hangs a rope ladder
with rungs a foot apart. The tide rises at a rate of 10 inches per hour.
At the end of six hours, how much of the rope ladder will remain
above water, assuming that 10 feet were above the water when the tide
began to rise?


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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sunday's "K-new-t"

Eye E
See Except
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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Saturday's Tease........

A Different Alphabet
Which letter comes next?

A C F J O



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Friday, April 25, 2008

Friday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

"Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair".
Looking for the name of the movie and the characters name.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday's "K-new-it"

Fairy, Wolf and Duckling
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Wednesday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
Looking for the name of the movie and who said this.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Mid-day Double Play "Jingers & Jimbo"

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Name the movie and the character???

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

dance
a c
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c a
ecnad

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

He played agent James Bond in Dr. No & several other early Bond movies.
Many people believe this actor played James Bond the best.
His name is.......
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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Sunday's "K-new it"

MAKE - MAKE = ZERO
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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Saturday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here.
And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?!"

What movie is this from?

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

Who said " I would like to volunteer to take this Old Bird out of her misery"?
Looking for the movie & the character's name!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

"There's that word again; 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"....... What movie and who said this???
Bobbo got the movie "Back to the Future...what character said it???

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Will you guess today's "K-new-it"???

cHIMp
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday's "K-new-it"

13579 AZ
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Monday, April 14, 2008

Very cool...enter your Birthday..see what's up

Click here
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Monday's "K-new-it"

T
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the corner
B
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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Sunday Stumper.........

Alphabet Challenge
Have we had this one before? Maybe, anyways it should still be a challenge. Jing

Use all twenty-six letters of the alphabet to complete the following eleven words, but use each letter only once in the course of this puzzle.

To keep track of which letters you use, print this page and cross off the letters:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

  1. __ a __ z
  2. __ u i e __
  3. __ u __ c a
  4. e __ t r __
  5. __ i o __ __ n
  6. __ a __ __ f u l
  7. __ r o __ __
  8. __ e __ __ a t
  9. __ __ a l a
  10. __ o l a __
  11. __ o r c __ p i n e



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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Saturday's "K-new-it"

you cont ol r
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Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday's Funnies........

Three Wishes

State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

"I wish for a beautiful castle right now!"

Shazaaam! He has a beautiful castle.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women."

Shazaam! He is on an island surrounded by gorgeous women.

He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

Shazaam! He's back in his government office.


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Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Thursday "K-new-it"

o er t o
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Today's "K-new-it"

Robert D O
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Today's Signs in Life

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

As seen in Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Monday, April 7, 2008

Monday "K-new-it"

k k
c c
u u
t t
s s
word word word word
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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Sunday's Clip


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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Saturday's Teaser.......

Brain Teaser #188

I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
Like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, an.d then the whole,
Ever dancing round the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
My beauty to the shades below.


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Friday, April 4, 2008

Will you "K-new-it"?

roforkad
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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thrusday's Teaser....

Brain Teaser #213

What is ten men's length and ten men's strength and yet ten men
cannot make it stand on its end?


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Today's "K-new-it"

I'll get
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Will you "K-new-it"?

ENDSSDNE
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Monday, March 31, 2008

Today's "K-new-it"

ATfrankfrankRA
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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Do you "k-new-it"

LANG4UAGE
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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Today's "K-new-it"

you the past
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Friday, March 28, 2008

Today's Brain Teaser.........

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they
both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How
can this be?

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Will you "K-new-it"?

Pot O O O O O O O O

Hint...think vegetable!
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Today's "K-new-it"

ch poorri

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tuesday's teaser......

Brain Teaser #31

A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of
other people there. They were all naked and all looked as
they died at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was
anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that
they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?


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Monday, March 24, 2008

Let's play "K-new it".....

What is being said here?
  0
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M.D.
M.B.A
B.A.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter everyone.....


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

How tp Poop at Work....

An important Public Service Announcement.
Click comments or Title to read this amazing story!

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Friday, March 21, 2008

A whole lot of Crazy......Yikes!!!


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Let's Play "K-new-it"

Try to figure out what is being displayed....
we'll call it
"K-new-it"
Can you decipher this?

nooutwhere
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Mid Day Bonus Stumper......

gesg
segg
gegs
gges
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The Thursday Stumper......

Try to figure out what is being conveyed;

DAYdayOUT
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mid Week Brain Buster

The Property Game

What property do all the words in Group 1 and none of the words in Group 2 have? hint: Think of possible suffixes.

Group 1: advance, base, battle, fig, pig

Group 2: proceed, top, fight, fruit, animal

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tuesday's Tease......

Think Patterns
What do all of the following words or phrases have in common?

  • one-time
  • delegates
  • Camelot
  • paramedic
  • avocado
  • inoperative
  • ecumenical
  • misused
  • not on a bet
  • coverage
HINT: Think patterns.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patty's Day to All!!!!!


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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Sunday Thriller

Brain Teaser #182

I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?

Hint: This has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.


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Saturday, March 15, 2008

An Easier Brain Teaser...

Brain Teaser #112

It is weightless, you can see it and if you put it in a barrel
it will make the barrel lighter?

What is it?


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Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday's Teaser.......

Startling
You can take 1 letter out of the 9-letter word startling so that without rearranging letters you will have a real 8-letter word: starling, which is a bird. Continue to remove 1 letter at a time to make new English words until you get down to a 1-letter English word.

Remember: Do not rearrange any of the letters; just remove the letters 1 at a time to create 7 more real words.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

How to spend the "Bush Tax Rebate"

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, since
that is the only business still in the US.

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Today's Brain Burner.....

Forward and Backward
A palindrome is a word (or phrase or sentence) that reads the same from left to right as it does from right to left. For example, a palindrome that means "trick or joke" is gag. For each of the definitions below, suggest a palindrome.
  1. Midday
  2. Title for a lady
  3. Tier
  4. Sound a chick makes
  5. Part of the human body
  6. Something that fails to work
  7. An entertainer's short-term job
  8. Short, quick, down-and-up motion
  9. Screwball
  10. Sound a horn makes

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Wednesday Thinker.......

Brain Teaser #92
Take one out and scratch my head
I am now black but once was red.
What am I?
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Todays Teaser.....

Quick Change
What seven-letter, one-syllable, past-tense verb becomes a seven-letter,
three-syllable, past-tense verb if you change its fifth letter from an H to a T?

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Monday Brain Teaser.....

Rain, Rain, Every Day

Randy's science project was making a rain gauge to measure the amount of rain for one week. It rained each day that week, starting on Monday, and each day the amount of rain in the gauge doubled. By the following Sunday, the rain gauge was completely filled. On which day was the rain gauge half-filled?
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Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sunday's Stormy Stumper.......

Brain Teaser #94

The man who invented it, doesn't want it.
The man who bought it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.

What is it?
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Saturday, March 8, 2008

A sure sign of Spring.......Daylight Savings Time returns!


Remember to set your clocks ahead tonight 1-Hour!

Brain Teaser #108
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and
you can enter but not go in?

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Friday, March 7, 2008

A very Happy Birthday to Mary!!!


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Carrie sings "Alone" w/ Heart.....


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Today's Cartoon.......


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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Thursday Thinker.....

Animal Code

If AGMOLIE means LEOPARD in a certain code, what are the animals listed below?
  1. EMX
  2. QLN
  3. FLTZNGI
  4. XRILWWG
  5. WALTRSXM
Now write the following animals names in the same code: LION, GORILLA, OSTRICH

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Wednesday Tease.......


So Much In Common

What do the three words in each of the following groups have in common?

(Example: What do the words "ram," "raven", and "bull" have in common? All three animals have given their names to sports teams.)

  1. saddle, pump, slide
  2. mustang, cougar, rabbit
  3. department, shoe, book Click comments for answer....

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Tuesday's Tease........

Brain Teaser #144

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in
the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Birthday Greetings, Bobbo!





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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Who will answer these first?............

Walking Dictionary

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's showing off her huge vocabulary. Here's how Delphinia says these five well-known proverbs. See if you can figure out how most of us would say them:
  1. The previously arriving feathered, winged biped captures the invertebrate crawler.
  2. It's vastly preferable to remain unscathed than to be forced into repentance.
  3. If you refrain from interrogating me, I'll articulate to you no prevarications.
  4. When the terrain becomes arduous, the resolute become vigorous.
  5. Heedful prudence is the preferred component of intrepidity.
Ok click comments for answers.........
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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Saturday Brain Booster........

Spiders and Insects

Once the spiders and the insects played a game of tag. To be fair, the insects were allowed to have more members on their team, because an insect has fewer legs than a spider. (As you know, a spider has eight legs, while an insect has only six.) Altogether, there were 20 heads and 136 legs in the game. How many insects were playing? How many spiders?
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Friday, February 29, 2008

Happy Leap Day!!


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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Thursday Thinker.......

Brain Teaser #129
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.

And whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wednesday Tease......

Lost in the Translation
Can you "translate" these groups of words? Each group stands for a familiar sentence or an expression. (You'll have to add your own capital letters and punctuation.)
  1. HEAD
    HEELS

  2. the weather
    I'm feeling

  3. TEN be there MINUTES

  4. T
    H
    E
    the corner
    B
    R
    O
    O
    M

  5. EVERY right THING

  6. IT FOR what's ME

  7. sit down ME

  8. DON'T
    STAY your welcome

  9. HE I don't like it RE

  10. the sky
    today
    cast



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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

FYI.............in case you didn't know!

Cell phone numbers going public tomorrow

REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.

..
..YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:


888-382-1222.


It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time
www.donotcall..gov

It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.


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Monday, February 25, 2008

Today's Brain Teaser........

Animals in Hiding


There is an animal hiding in each sentence below. Can you find the animals?
Example: There's a bee in "I'll be eleven next month." Hint: You'll have to
look in three words to find some of the animals.

  1. We can go at six o'clock.
  2. It's nice to do good deeds.
  3. Take soap and a towel.
  4. Most rich people wear fancy clothes.
  5. You can keep the watch or sell it.
  6. Use a ladder.
  7. It will be a rainy day.
  8. I came late.
  9. Tell me if I should start now.
  10. Will a map help you?

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Are you drinking too much? Take this test to find out!


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Sunday's Stinker Thinker...........

Not Too Easy
English words containing the letter combinations ii or uu or aa or ww or vv are rare.
Can you think of one of each? Don't suggest aardvark as the example for aa; it's too easy.
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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Thought for Today.........

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Friday, February 22, 2008

Missing Square.....

Can you fill in the missing square with the number that logically belongs there?
2 2 2 2
2 6 10 14
2 10 26 50
2 14 50

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Thursday Teaser.....

Brain Teaser #93
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Today's Stumper....

X & Y

Finish each of the following three-word expressions. Some of the expressions are used as verbs, some as nouns, and some as adjectives.
  1. eat and
  2. huff and
  3. mix and
  4. rise and
  5. twist and
  6. slash and
  7. wash and
  8. watch and
  9. bait and
  10. tar and



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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Bold New Airline........


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Monday, February 18, 2008

Monday Madness......

Erin promised Kate today that she will tell Kate a big secret on the day before four days from the day after tomorrow. If today is Saturday the 13th, on what day and date will Erin tell Kate her big secret?
Note; DO NOT call Erin or Kate as they don't even know the answer!!

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Classic clip from"Full Metal Jacket"


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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Saturday Super Stinker.......seriously simple!!!

I AM
Figure out the six-letter word that completes the title of this puzzle. You'll find all six letters by solving the sentences below.

  1. This letter is in cable and babe but not in tread.

  2. This letter is in irony and train but not in nimble.

  3. This letter is in avocado and vacant but not in visit.

  4. This letter is in chair and rail but not in camera.

  5. This letter is in night and thinkerbut not in thick.

  6. This letter is in xylophone and yellow but not in allowance.
What is the six-letter word that you uncovered? _ _ _ _ _ _



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Friday, February 15, 2008

One night stand???????


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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hump Day Tease.......

Brain Teaser #140

What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Breaking News........


We found out yesterday that Jr. & Jamie's little one is progressing just fine.
She's about the size of a bell pepper and weighs in at 10 oz.
Her expected due date is July 10, 2008. We look forward to her arrival!
A proud Grand Pa
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Monday, February 11, 2008

Monday Tease....

Clowning Around

If 26 clowns can blow up 26 balloons in 26 minutes, how many clowns do you need to blow up 78 balloons in 78 minutes?



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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sunday Stumper....

HINK PINK

Hink pinks are one-syllable words that rhyme; hinky pinkies are two-syllable words that rhyme; hinkety pinketies are three-syllable words that rhyme. For example, what's a hinky pinky for a humorous animal with long ears? Answer: funny bunny. Try these:
  1. What's a hink pink for an obese feline?
  2. What's a hinky pinky for an improved written communication?
  3. What's a hinkety pinkety for a believable food?
  4. What's a hinky pinky for turbulent sauce?
  5. What's a hink pink for something you see that glows?

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Mid Day Double Play........

"A"
If you start with the number one and use only integers (whole numbers),
how far do you have to count before you need to use the letter a in spelling a number?



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Can you be Stumped???

Double Trouble

Each of the following twelve words needs a pair of identical letters to complete it. Your challenge is to guess where the missing letters go in each word, and then figure out the right letters. (No proper names, please.)

HINT #1: In some of the words, the missing letters are vowels; in others, the missing letters are consonants.

HINT #2: At least one of the words can have more than one possible correct answer.

Example: HAY
Answer: HAPPY

  1. BALE
  2. CALE
  3. LILE
  4. MSE
  5. BTLE
  6. FLISH
  7. AEAR
  8. WILE
  9. MIION
  10. SUER
  11. TTH
  12. JIY



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Friday, February 8, 2008

Friday Funnies....

LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left
.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, di mmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?


HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Todays Thought............

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008-


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have
had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Mid week Brain Teaser......

#131

When you behead a word, you drop the first letter of the word.
The following clues should help you find the three letter word.

Behead a beast, and you will find
A larger beast is left behind.
Behead this larger beast and then
Instead of one, you'll find I'm ten.

Click comments to reveal the answer.....


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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Today's Thought in Life.........


The 4 stages of Life...
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Monday, February 4, 2008

Monday Stumper......

Five 8's = One 9
Arrange five 8's so that they equal 9.
You may not use a plus or minus sign.
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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sunday's Bumper Sticker.......


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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Saturday Super Stumper......

NEW SHOES......
One day, two mothers and two daughters went shopping for shoes. Their shopping spree was successful — each bought a pair of shoes, and all together, they had three pairs. How is this possible?

Click comments to reveal the answer...
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Friday, February 1, 2008

Today's Bumper Sticker......


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