Sunday's Brain Teaser....

Brain Teaser #204

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct
answer?

Saturday's "K-new-it"

OdOoOmO

Friday's Tee Shirt.....

Thursday's "K-new-it"

SMMERS

Wednesday's J&J

So what, no f_ _ _ _ _ _ ziti now?

Looking for the show and who said this!

Tuesday's Anagram....

So Let's Pinch

Hint: Hang with

Monday's "K-new-it"

Sunday's Brain Teaser....

THE BUS

You're driving a bus that is leaving from Los Angeles and ending
in San Francisco.

To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the next bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.

What color are the bus driver's eyes?

Saturday's Anangram....

contaminated

Hint: Entry prohibited.

Friday's Brain Teaser......

Football Matches

A set of football matches is to be organized in a "round-robin" fashion, i.e., every participating team plays a match against every other team once and only once.

If 45 matches are totally played, how many teams participated?

Birthday wishes to my Boy today!!!!

Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Tuesday's Tee-Shirt.......

Monday's "J&J"

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen..... Cannonball!"

What movie and who said it?

Sunday's Anagram...

On scale of sin

Hint; Repent

Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

The Pole in the Lake
There is a pole in a lake. One-half of the pole is in the ground, another
one-third of it is covered by water, and 9 ft is out of the water. What is
the total length of the pole in ft?

Friday's "J&J"

"Do you see this? Huh? NYPD! Means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down! "


Looking for the name of the movie and either the actor or character's name as well.

Thursday's Tease........

Chalk it Out
Your teacher has a total of 36 chalks. When a chalk reduces to 1/6 of its original size, it gets too small for her to hold for writing and hence she keeps it aside. But your teacher hates wasting things and so, when she realizes that she has enough of these small pieces to join and make another chalk of the same size, she joins them and uses the new chalkstick. If she uses one chalk each day, how many days would the 36 chalks last?

Wednesday's Anagram......

has to pilfer

HInt; Thief!

Tuesday's "J & J"

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

What movie & who said it?
Bonus if you get the year as well!

Monday's Brain Burner......

The Carpenter and the Nails

A 31" x 31" square metal plate needs to be fixed by a carpenter on to a wooden board. The carpenter uses nails all along the edges of the square such that there are 32 nails on each side of the square. Each nail is at the same distance from the neighboring nails. How many nails does the carpenter use?

Sunday's Anagram.......

Me Cruel Toy

Hint; Heavy Metal...(I Think)....

Saturday's Teaser......

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

Congratulations Mary!

Just a quick word to congratulate Mary on finally achieving her Master's Degree in Elementary Education...Great Job and we are all very proud of you!

Friday's Anagram..........

Immense Song

HINT: Family Jewels???

Today's Chuckle......

Jersey Wife

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Today's Clip.....Pilobolus!!!!

Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible.
you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.
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What movie and what year????

Sunday's Brain Teaser......

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
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Question : What is the next sequence?

Saturday's Anangram.........

AGE TIGER SORT
Hint; a person

A Classic clip from Dave Chappelle.......

The Niggar Family - The best home videos are here

Friday's Thought........

If They Married...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. (This one may take a little longer to get)

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."