New Years Eve...

Is it cocktail time yet???
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Riddle me this......

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle,
in the beginning, and at the end.
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Today's Chuckle.....

Little Timmy watched his mother spread cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Timmy. "Giving up?"
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Today's Anagram.....

Yanks brat

Hint: A Model person...who is hot!!
Has her own show(or did).

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Today's you make the caption....

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Today's "K-new-it"

T M
A U
H S
W T
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Today's Math Quiz.....

Please add the following numbers in your head.
Start with 1000.
Add 40
Add 1000
Add 30
Add 1000
Add 20
Add 1000
Add 10
Write down your answer.
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Today's Anagram.....

power us satin

Hint: Character's name...he loved to shag!

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Today's Jimbo & Jingers.....

Short story honey. Only 'bout three seconds I was on that bronc. Next thing I knew, I was flyin' through the air... only I wasn't no angel like you and Jenny here; didn't have no wings. And that's the story of my saddle bronc career.

What film is this from?

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Today's Chuckle.....

Let's Pretend . . .

Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late, the train is full, and everyone else is already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

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Sunday's Brain Teaser...

Two girls are taking a test. They are identical. They have the same mother, father and birthday. They were asked, "Are you twins?" they simply answer, "no, we are not". How is this possible?
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Today's Anagram.....

Creep brings tunes

Hint: Of N.J. heritage

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Today's Jingers and Jimbo.....

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A freakin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a f_ _ _ what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

What movie is this from?
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Today's "K-new-it"

wrongwrong right
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Today's Brain Teaser.....

Some people believe that January 1, 2000 is the first day of the 21st century. Other people believe that the honor belongs to January 1, 2001. But everyone should agree that January 1, 2002 is the first "sum-day" of the new century- when you write out that date in standard notation, it becomes 01/01/02, and 1+1=2. More generally, a sum-day is a date in which the day and month add up to the year. With that in mind:

A) What is the last sum-day of the 21st century?

B) How many sum-days are there in the 21st century?
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Today's Anagram.....

Needy Chick
He's number two...but not for long......

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Today's Silly Riddle.....

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
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Today's Quiz......

Hink pinks are one-syllable words that rhyme; hinky pinkies are two-syllable words that rhyme; hinkety pinketies are three-syllable words that rhyme. For example, what's a hinky pinky for a humorous animal with long ears? Answer: funny bunny. Try these:

1. What's a hink pink for an obese feline?
2. What's a hinky pinky for an improved written communication?
3. What's a hinkety pinkety for a believable food?
4. What's a hinky pinky for turbulent sauce?
5. What's a hink pink for something you see that glows?

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Today's You make the caption.......

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Today's Chuckle.....

Live to be 85

I recently turned 63 + and had to choose a new primary care physician for my healthcare insurance .

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 85?'

He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'

'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?'

'I said, 'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself'.

'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun.

'No, I don't,' I said.

'Do you gamble, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'

He looked at me and said, 'Then why do you give a damn?'

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Thursday's Anagram.....

Lady sinned

New correct clues: One word, & a place. (Sorry all!!)

Clue #2: Don't get all Goofy on me now!!

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Riddle me this?

I bought a golden coin on Ebay for $700, sold it for $800, bought it back again for $900, and sold it again for $1000. How much profit did I make? (without considering Ebay fees)

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

Pot O O O O O O O O
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Monday's " Jimbo & Jingers"

I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to
corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown!

What movie is this from??
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Sunday's Anagram......

I End Lives

Hint #1 ; An Actor.......

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Saturday's Math Teaser.....

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number.

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

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Friday's Funnies.....

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session,
She turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated pleasure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him,
'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

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Today's History quiz......

Where is the Pyrenees?
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Today's You make the caption.......

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

dinner dinner
table
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Today's Quiz......

Where did Steely Dan (the music group) got their name from?
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