The Group Blog has a new Fall Color Scheme.....

I thought it was time for a fresh Look!

I hope you all like it!!
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Arrival of the Little Johnson

As of 4 pm on Monday, the birth of the newest little Johnson has been postponed until Friday or Monday. Mom and baby are doing fine, however the doctor wants the little guy or girl to bake a little longer. I'll keep the blog updated as I learn of new information. At this point, I want to thank Jingers for giving me this responsibility of updating and thank GOD you're home. Hope you had a great trip!
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

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Also a big Thank You to Bobbo for keeping the Blog going in my absence!!
Much appreciated!!
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Monday's Mystery

"The word 'FACETIOUSLY' contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order. Can you find another English word that does the same?"
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Sunday's Stinker

"I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?"
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Saturday's Stumper

"Between 2 and 3 o'clock yesterday, I looked at the clock and mistook the minute hand for the hour hand, and the hour hand for the minute hand. Consequently, the time appeared to be 55 minutes earlier than it actually was. What was the correct time?"
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Friday's Funny

Concerned when one of his most reliable employees doesn't show up, the boss decides to call the employee's home. The phone is answered by a giggling child.
"Is your dad at home?" the boss asks.
"Yes"
" May I speak with him?"
"No"
"Well, can I speak to your mother?"
"No, she's with the policeman"
Alarmed, the boss says "Gosh, well then, can I speak to the policeman?"
"No, he's busy talking to the man in the helicopter thats bringing in the search team"
"My Lord!" says the boss, now really worried "What are they searching for?"
"ME!" the kid chortles....
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Thursday's Tease........

Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

Is twice as old as his son

Twenty-five years ago

Their age ratio

Strange enough was three to one

When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

CirKEEPcle
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Tuesday's Tease......

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler
had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house
had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse.
How many in all are going to the fair?
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Aahhhh.... Fall arrives at 11:44 am Today!

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So long to the "House that Ruth Built"

Tonight (8pm ESPN) the Yankees play their final game at Yankee Stadium.
They will move into their new home for the beginning of the 2009 season.


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Today's chuckle......

Ashamed

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."

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Friday's Stinker.....

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
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Thursday's Anagram.....

Bleak Must Term

hint: Investors are nervous

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Tuesday's Teaser....

Before Mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?
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Monday's Tee Shirt

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Sunday's J&J

"Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look, or dare to think of me?... This lonesome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly yearns for heaven secretly, secretly but Christine... fear can turn to love you'll learn to see to find the man behind the monstor this... repulsive carcass that seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly, secretly..."

Looking for Where and who????
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Saturday's "K-new-it"

Job I'm Job
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Happy Birthday J-Girl!

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Thursday's Tease........

When is four half of five?
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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Tuesday's J&J

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f_ _ _ do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

Looking for the name of the movie, and who said it.
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Monday's Brain Burner.......

Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?
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Birthday Greetings to Mary!

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Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

What letter is next in this sequence?
O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, __
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Friday's "J&J"

"So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?"

Looking for the film & the character's name too.
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

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Birthday greetings to Pammy!

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Tuesday's J&J

"I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel."

Looking for the character and the name of the film.
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Labor Day Brain Teaser......

	The 8" Pizza sells for $ 5.99 at my favorite pizza store. The store claims they have a great deal on the large 14" pizza, which is specially priced at $ 14.68. What is the per cent discount the store is offering?

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