New Years Eve...

Is it cocktail time yet???
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Riddle me this......

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle,
in the beginning, and at the end.
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Today's Chuckle.....

Little Timmy watched his mother spread cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Timmy. "Giving up?"
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Today's Anagram.....

Yanks brat

Hint: A Model person...who is hot!!
Has her own show(or did).

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Today's you make the caption....

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Today's "K-new-it"

T M
A U
H S
W T
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Today's Math Quiz.....

Please add the following numbers in your head.
Start with 1000.
Add 40
Add 1000
Add 30
Add 1000
Add 20
Add 1000
Add 10
Write down your answer.
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Today's Anagram.....

power us satin

Hint: Character's name...he loved to shag!

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Today's Jimbo & Jingers.....

Short story honey. Only 'bout three seconds I was on that bronc. Next thing I knew, I was flyin' through the air... only I wasn't no angel like you and Jenny here; didn't have no wings. And that's the story of my saddle bronc career.

What film is this from?

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Today's Chuckle.....

Let's Pretend . . .

Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late, the train is full, and everyone else is already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

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Sunday's Brain Teaser...

Two girls are taking a test. They are identical. They have the same mother, father and birthday. They were asked, "Are you twins?" they simply answer, "no, we are not". How is this possible?
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Today's Anagram.....

Creep brings tunes

Hint: Of N.J. heritage

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Today's Jingers and Jimbo.....

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A freakin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a f_ _ _ what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

What movie is this from?
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Today's "K-new-it"

wrongwrong right
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Today's Brain Teaser.....

Some people believe that January 1, 2000 is the first day of the 21st century. Other people believe that the honor belongs to January 1, 2001. But everyone should agree that January 1, 2002 is the first "sum-day" of the new century- when you write out that date in standard notation, it becomes 01/01/02, and 1+1=2. More generally, a sum-day is a date in which the day and month add up to the year. With that in mind:

A) What is the last sum-day of the 21st century?

B) How many sum-days are there in the 21st century?
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Today's Anagram.....

Needy Chick
He's number two...but not for long......

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Today's Silly Riddle.....

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
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Today's Quiz......

Hink pinks are one-syllable words that rhyme; hinky pinkies are two-syllable words that rhyme; hinkety pinketies are three-syllable words that rhyme. For example, what's a hinky pinky for a humorous animal with long ears? Answer: funny bunny. Try these:

1. What's a hink pink for an obese feline?
2. What's a hinky pinky for an improved written communication?
3. What's a hinkety pinkety for a believable food?
4. What's a hinky pinky for turbulent sauce?
5. What's a hink pink for something you see that glows?

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Today's You make the caption.......

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Today's Chuckle.....

Live to be 85

I recently turned 63 + and had to choose a new primary care physician for my healthcare insurance .

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 85?'

He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'

'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?'

'I said, 'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself'.

'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun.

'No, I don't,' I said.

'Do you gamble, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'

He looked at me and said, 'Then why do you give a damn?'

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Thursday's Anagram.....

Lady sinned

New correct clues: One word, & a place. (Sorry all!!)

Clue #2: Don't get all Goofy on me now!!

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Riddle me this?

I bought a golden coin on Ebay for $700, sold it for $800, bought it back again for $900, and sold it again for $1000. How much profit did I make? (without considering Ebay fees)

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

Pot O O O O O O O O
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Monday's " Jimbo & Jingers"

I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to
corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown!

What movie is this from??
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Sunday's Anagram......

I End Lives

Hint #1 ; An Actor.......

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Saturday's Math Teaser.....

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number.

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

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Friday's Funnies.....

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session,
She turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated pleasure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him,
'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

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Today's History quiz......

Where is the Pyrenees?
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Today's You make the caption.......

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

dinner dinner
table
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Today's Quiz......

Where did Steely Dan (the music group) got their name from?
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Sunday's Anagram......

Burnished Pest

Hint: 2 Words...
Hint#2: Expiring Soon.....
Final Hint: Has a brother named "Jeb"

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Saturday's Movie Quote Quiz.....

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
	A. Wall Street (1987) B. Sudden Impact (1983) C. All About Eve (1950) D. Star Wars (1977)

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Friday's Brain Teaser....

What is a camel's hair brush made of?
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Turkey Day Greetings to All...........

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Riddle me this?

Which is greener a stop light or a green pepper?
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Today's Equation......

1 = G. L. for M.
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Today's Musical Anagram,,,,,,,

"Huh, He Be Twisty Motorist,
What is the Song Title?

Hint: A Real Tough Cookie,,,,
Hint #2: Of breaking little hearts....
Hint #3: Female singer...... (Do we need more??)
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Sunday's "K-new-it"

my own heart a person
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Saturday's Tease.....

Two clocks register midnight at exactly the same time. One clock loses a minute an hour while the other clock gains a minute a hour. When will they again tell the same time?
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Happy Birthday to Gia!!

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Riddle me this.......

If a billion comes after a million, than what number follows a billion?
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Wednesday's Anagram.........

Enjoy L.A.

Hint: Host of a show.
Hint#2: Late night.....

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Tuesday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

If I was gonna shake anybody down, Barry, I'd come directly to you, and it wouldn't be for 80 grand.

Looking for the name of the movie and the character who said it.
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Monday's Teaser......

The airport parking lot charges different rates for different lengths of time. One hour in short term parking is $5.00 additional hours are $3.00; any car parked longer than 24 hours is charged $10.00 an hour for any amount of time exceeding 1 day. How much would a person be charged for parking in short term parking for 32 hours?
$164.
$157.
$154.
$167.
$320.
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Sunday's "K-new-it"

running home
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Today's "You make the caption".....

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Friday's Musical Anagram......

"Ow! A Def Negating Tool,"

Hint: 4 word title.

Hint#2" I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
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Thursday's Teaser......

Is it legal in California for a man to marry his widow's sister?
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Happy Birthday to Brian!!

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Birthday Greetings to Erin!!!!

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

Classic line........who said it, and what movie?

"That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny,
like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class."



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Sunday's Equation......

Can you find four consecutive prime numbers that add up to 220?
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Saturday's Tease.....

There are only four words in the English language which end in”-dous”
tremendous, horrendous, hazardous, and ___________.

Can you name the 4th. one??
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Friday's Anangram......

Retard Shown

Hint:1 a Famous Radio Voice

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Today's "You make the caption".....

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

GROUND



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Tuesday's Riddle.......

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
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Monday's Anagram......

I'm tory plan B

Hint: A northern World Leader's name.

Hint#2: Also a "PM"......(PM is in the word)

Hint#3: Blue Jays, Molson, Mapleleafs, etc....

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Sunday's Teaser........

In the farmyard are a number of sheep and hens. There are twice as many hens as sheep, and if you add the total number of heads between them to the total number of legs, you get 187. How many are there of each animal?
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Belated Birthday Wishes Kelly!!!

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Friday's Teaser.........

If A x B = 2, C x D = 12, B x D = 3, and B x C = 4, what does A x B x C x D equal?
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Today's "You make the caption".....

Let's see who can come up with the
best caption for the following pic.

Bobbo said....

What? No training wheels?

HeAtHeR said......

Apparently Rocco used too much of the money in his budget on the motor that he had nothing left for the tires...

Bobbo said...

Ew...I kinda like her's better

Bobbo said.....

"The only flaw in the plan was the difficulting in doing a 'wheelie'"

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

zzzz
Bull
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Tuesday's Anagram.....

Bathtub's naive dead

Hint: 3 word title, a TV show of the 90's
Hint#2: A cartoon......
Hint#3" TP for..........

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f_ _ _ _ _ _ gun!

Looking for the name of the movie and who said it???

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A Word of Thanks......

To Bobbo and his Family for having us all at their place last evening!
The food was great as usual, and it was really nice to see everyone as well!
Thanks again to Bobbo, Tracy & Bob for a fantastic evening!!!
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Sunday's Teaser........

Take a word for a timekeeping device, change one letter and find a word that means "equal.?

Take a word for a Scottish design, change one letter and find a word that means "not elaborate."
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Today's "You make the caption".....

Let's see who can come up with the
best caption for the following pic.


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Saturday's "Musical Anagram"

"Iron Rye Bagel,"

Hint: word title.....(no cheatin' now!)

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Friday's Equation......

Try to figure out what is being said below;
(example 9 = J. of the S. C. "Judges of the Supreme Court"

10 = D in a T. N. ( including the A. C. )
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

cl_udy
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Wednesday's Brain Teaser.....

I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
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Tuesday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my
McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.

What movie and who said this??

Hint: Starring Dane Cook......
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Monday's "Musical Anagram"

Crown Me Naked

Hint: 2 word Title....

Hint#2: Female Country singer...

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Sunday's "K-new-it"

Math The
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Saturday's Brain Teaser...........

Missy spends one fifth of the money in her purse.
She then spends one fifth of what remains in the purse.
She spends 72$ in all. How much money did she have from the beginning?
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JIng's Handy Dandy Tip of the Day!

For Carpet Stains: Baby wipes are miracle-workers on carpet stains, from motor oil to blood, they remove almost anything!

Bonus Tip......
Cure for a HANG-OVER: Eat honey on crackers. The fructose in the honey will help to flush out the alcohol in your system.
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Thursday's Science question.......

What's the medical term for low blood sugar?
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Wednesday's "Musical Anagram".....

"Late Shift"

sung by Frank Sinatra Unscramble the words above to form the name of a song!

(by George I think they're stumped!!)

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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

c
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n
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Monday's Science Question......

What's the difference between a pig and a hog?
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Sunday's Teaser......

At a secret family meeting, everyone shakes hands exactly once with every other person present. If there was a total of 28 handshakes, how big was the family?
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Happy Birthday Paul!!

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Friday's "Musical" Anagram

"Weenie Mottos"

Hint; This song actually appears on a cd entitled "Mans Room" but which one?
2nd. Hint; It's not a country song.....
3rd. Hint; 2 words..... _ _ _ _T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am pretty sure it's on "Mans Room" cd..!!!????

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Thursday's Brain Teaser.........

Helen was expert at her job and always courteous. However, one day as she was going about her daily business she stepped through a door and forgot to count. Shortly thereafter she was dead. How come?
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Crap you didn't know..........but should have!

Did you know....,,,,,that the characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “Its A Wonderful Life”. It's true!
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

|----| ome
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Welcome to the newest Johnson

Hi All:

As of 11:34 this morning, Lia Alice Johnson joined the world. She weighed in at 7lbs 11 oz and was 20 inches long. Mom and Dad are elated and very excited. Mom was resting comfortably when I left them and Dad was busy falling in love. I know that this journey has been long and full of anxiety, so let me be the first to congratulate them and their precious little one. If you would like to add a comment, I will print out the page and bring it to the hospital tomorrow.

Thanks!

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Today is the day!

Today is the day that we welcome the newest Johnson to the world. Erin is scheduled at 10 am for a c-section and God willing everything goes well, which I'm sure it will, we should be celebrating around 10:30. I'll keep this page posted for details and I'll call those who requested a phone call.
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Monday's "Musical" Anagram.....

"Enchanted In Wild,"

Name the song title.

Hint sung by Elton John.....

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Sunday's Brain Teaser......

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,
and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
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Saturday's J&J

Marty: "What's with you tonight?"
_____: "I feel like a defective typewriter."
Marty: "Huh?"
_____: "I skipped a period."
Marty: "Think you're P.G.?"

Looking for the name of the Movie and the Year
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Birthday Greetings to Timmy!

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Thursday's Anagram.....

replace dip

Hint: 2 words
Hint#2 Hot or Cold....
Hint#3 Fall Harvest....

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Wednesday's Brain Teaser.....

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
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The Group Blog has a new Fall Color Scheme.....

I thought it was time for a fresh Look!

I hope you all like it!!
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Arrival of the Little Johnson

As of 4 pm on Monday, the birth of the newest little Johnson has been postponed until Friday or Monday. Mom and baby are doing fine, however the doctor wants the little guy or girl to bake a little longer. I'll keep the blog updated as I learn of new information. At this point, I want to thank Jingers for giving me this responsibility of updating and thank GOD you're home. Hope you had a great trip!
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

e
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e
s

Also a big Thank You to Bobbo for keeping the Blog going in my absence!!
Much appreciated!!
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Monday's Mystery

"The word 'FACETIOUSLY' contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order. Can you find another English word that does the same?"
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Sunday's Stinker

"I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?"
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Saturday's Stumper

"Between 2 and 3 o'clock yesterday, I looked at the clock and mistook the minute hand for the hour hand, and the hour hand for the minute hand. Consequently, the time appeared to be 55 minutes earlier than it actually was. What was the correct time?"
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Friday's Funny

Concerned when one of his most reliable employees doesn't show up, the boss decides to call the employee's home. The phone is answered by a giggling child.
"Is your dad at home?" the boss asks.
"Yes"
" May I speak with him?"
"No"
"Well, can I speak to your mother?"
"No, she's with the policeman"
Alarmed, the boss says "Gosh, well then, can I speak to the policeman?"
"No, he's busy talking to the man in the helicopter thats bringing in the search team"
"My Lord!" says the boss, now really worried "What are they searching for?"
"ME!" the kid chortles....
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Thursday's Tease........

Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

Is twice as old as his son

Twenty-five years ago

Their age ratio

Strange enough was three to one

When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

CirKEEPcle
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Tuesday's Tease......

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler
had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house
had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse.
How many in all are going to the fair?
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Aahhhh.... Fall arrives at 11:44 am Today!

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So long to the "House that Ruth Built"

Tonight (8pm ESPN) the Yankees play their final game at Yankee Stadium.
They will move into their new home for the beginning of the 2009 season.


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Today's chuckle......

Ashamed

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."

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Friday's Stinker.....

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
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Thursday's Anagram.....

Bleak Must Term

hint: Investors are nervous

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

hcidl
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Tuesday's Teaser....

Before Mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?
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Monday's Tee Shirt

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Sunday's J&J

"Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look, or dare to think of me?... This lonesome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly yearns for heaven secretly, secretly but Christine... fear can turn to love you'll learn to see to find the man behind the monstor this... repulsive carcass that seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly, secretly..."

Looking for Where and who????
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Saturday's "K-new-it"

Job I'm Job
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Happy Birthday J-Girl!

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Thursday's Tease........

When is four half of five?
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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

W
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e
r
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Tuesday's J&J

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f_ _ _ do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

Looking for the name of the movie, and who said it.
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Monday's Brain Burner.......

Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?
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Birthday Greetings to Mary!

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Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

What letter is next in this sequence?
O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, __
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Friday's "J&J"

"So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?"

Looking for the film & the character's name too.
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Thursday's "K-new-it"

TTTTTTTTT9.9
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Birthday greetings to Pammy!

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Tuesday's J&J

"I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel."

Looking for the character and the name of the film.
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Labor Day Brain Teaser......

	The 8" Pizza sells for $ 5.99 at my favorite pizza store. The store claims they have a great deal on the large 14" pizza, which is specially priced at $ 14.68. What is the per cent discount the store is offering?

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Sunday's Brain Teaser....

Brain Teaser #204

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct
answer?

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Saturday's "K-new-it"

OdOoOmO
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Friday's Tee Shirt.....

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Thursday's "K-new-it"

SMMERS
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Wednesday's J&J

So what, no f_ _ _ _ _ _ ziti now?

Looking for the show and who said this!
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Tuesday's Anagram....

So Let's Pinch

Hint: Hang with

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Monday's "K-new-it"

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Sunday's Brain Teaser....

THE BUS

You're driving a bus that is leaving from Los Angeles and ending
in San Francisco.

To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the next bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.

What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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Saturday's Anangram....

contaminated

Hint: Entry prohibited.
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Friday's Brain Teaser......

Football Matches

A set of football matches is to be organized in a "round-robin" fashion, i.e., every participating team plays a match against every other team once and only once.

If 45 matches are totally played, how many teams participated?
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Birthday wishes to my Boy today!!!!

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

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Tuesday's Tee-Shirt.......

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Monday's "J&J"

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen..... Cannonball!"

What movie and who said it?
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Sunday's Anagram...

On scale of sin

Hint; Repent
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Saturday's Brain Teaser.....

The Pole in the Lake
There is a pole in a lake. One-half of the pole is in the ground, another
one-third of it is covered by water, and 9 ft is out of the water. What is
the total length of the pole in ft?
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Friday's "J&J"

"Do you see this? Huh? NYPD! Means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down! "


Looking for the name of the movie and either the actor or character's name as well.

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Thursday's Tease........

Chalk it Out
Your teacher has a total of 36 chalks. When a chalk reduces to 1/6 of its original size, it gets too small for her to hold for writing and hence she keeps it aside. But your teacher hates wasting things and so, when she realizes that she has enough of these small pieces to join and make another chalk of the same size, she joins them and uses the new chalkstick. If she uses one chalk each day, how many days would the 36 chalks last?
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Wednesday's Anagram......

has to pilfer

HInt; Thief!

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Tuesday's "J & J"

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."

What movie & who said it?
Bonus if you get the year as well!

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Monday's Brain Burner......

The Carpenter and the Nails

A 31" x 31" square metal plate needs to be fixed by a carpenter on to a wooden board. The carpenter uses nails all along the edges of the square such that there are 32 nails on each side of the square. Each nail is at the same distance from the neighboring nails. How many nails does the carpenter use?
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Sunday's Anagram.......

Me Cruel Toy

Hint; Heavy Metal...(I Think)....

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Saturday's Teaser......

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

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Congratulations Mary!

Just a quick word to congratulate Mary on finally achieving her Master's Degree in Elementary Education...Great Job and we are all very proud of you!
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Friday's Anagram..........

Immense Song

HINT: Family Jewels???

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Today's Chuckle......

Jersey Wife

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

le


vel

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Today's Clip.....Pilobolus!!!!

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Monday's "Jimbo & Jingers"

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible.
you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.
Welcome to ........
What movie and what year????
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Sunday's Brain Teaser......

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
...

Question : What is the next sequence?

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Saturday's Anangram.........

AGE TIGER SORT
Hint; a person

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A Classic clip from Dave Chappelle.......

The Niggar Family - The best home videos are here
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Friday's Thought........

If They Married...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. (This one may take a little longer to get)

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
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Thursday's Anagram....

Twelve plus one

Hint: The answers are the same...

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

MAKE - MAKE = ZERO
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Tuesday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

I'm required to tell you by law: I'm a Jew.....
Well, I'm a German. So there we are.

What movie and what year?
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Monday's Brain Buster.....

The Lone Ranger rode into town on Friday.

He stayed 5 consecutive

days and left on Friday. How could this be?

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Sunday's Anagram.......

fine in torn jeans

Hint; A Fine "Friend"

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Saturday's "K-new-it"

cover
cop
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Friday's Tease.......

Brain Teaser #128
I went to visit my friend last week and he told me that each
night he wakes up and gets out of bed at least 180 times.
However, he always sleeps for at least 7 hours at a time. How
can this be explained?
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Thursday's Anagram....

Creep brings tunes

Hint; Famous singer's name.

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

noon good
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Tuesday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

Who said the following and from what movie?

"Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money. "
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Monday's Brain Tease.........

Coffee Break
In your mind, follow these instructions:

1. Beginning with a full cup of coffee, drink one-sixth of it.
2. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the coffee.
3. Now drink one-third of the mixture.
4. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the mixture.
5. Now drink one-half of the mixture in the cup.
6. Pour into the cup the same amount of milk as you have just drunk of the mixture.
7. Drink the whole cup of liquid.
8. Have you had more milk or more coffee? How much of each have you had?

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Sunday's Anagram......

To see place

Hint; Stars and Planets

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Saturday's "K-New-It"

ME
AL
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Friday's Brain Teaser......

Brain Teaser #129
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
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Today's "Senior" Bumper Sticker......

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Wednesday's Anagram....

Old West Action

Hint; He's an actor.

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Tuesday's Tease........

What number comes next in the sequence:
61, 691, 163, 487, 4201, ?

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Monday's "K-new-it"

s..
t..
one
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Sunday's "Jingers & Jimbo"

"I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."

Looking for the name of the movie and the character being referenced.
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Saturday's Stumper.......

Five couples are on the beach.

Catehrine, Diane, Peggy, Richelle and Maureen
Roland, Daniel, Luciano, Ronald and Denis.

Hints : 1- Luciano's wife is building a sand castle with Richelle's husband.
2- Catherine is playing Frisbee with her husband Daniel.
3- Roland et Diane are reading a book.
4- Ronald et Peggy are dinking lemonade.
5- Diane is not Ronald's wife.

Question: Who is Roland's wife?

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Friday's "K-new-it"

Either weigh or whey
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Tee Shirt for today.......

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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

XQQME
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Tuesday's "K-new-it"

|----| ome
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Monday's Jimbo & Jingers.....

"Just when I thought that I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!"

What movie is this from?

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Sunday's Tease......

Molly has a set of four alphabet blocks. Each side of these blocks is printed with a different letter, making 24 in total. Molly notices that by rearranging the blocks, she can spell each of the following words:

BOXY, BUCK, CHAW, DIGS, EXAM, FLIT,
GIRL, JUMP, OGRE, OKAY, PAWN, ZEST

Which letters are on each block?
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Saturday's "K-new-it"

ONCE
4:56pm
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She's Here!..........

Welcome "Olivia Paige Verhey".
Arrived at 6:04pm Thursday July 3rd.(Shaunna's Birthday).
20 1/2" Long and weighing in at 9Lbs. 4Oz. Wow!!!
She is Beautiful!!! Congrats to Jimmy & Jamie!!!
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Happy Birthday Squeezer!!!!!

Wishing you a Great Birthday Sweetie!!!
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Congratulations Mary and Karl on your engagement!!! We are so happy for the both of you!
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Wednesday's "K-new-it"

MOMANON
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Tuesday's Anagram.........

Voices rant on
Hint; One Word...

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Monday's Brain Teaser......

Water in the Cup

A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
"If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100," the man said. "You can use the match and lemon to do this."
A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?
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Sunday's Cartoon.......

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